[color=Orange]1.钱不是问题,问题是没钱!
2.烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫…
3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,但又找不到出路.
5.谁说我白、瘦、漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.关于丁字裤:以前,脱下内裤看屁股;现在,拔开屁股看内裤??
7."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个??就像茶壶一样,屁股都烧得红红的,他还有心情吹口哨!"
8.避孕的效果:不成功,便成人?
9.白天停水,晚上停电,发不出工资,买不起面,打开邓选找到答案,原来是社会主义初级阶段,翻到最后,我靠,一百年不变。
10.我一朋友在联通实习,一天,一老头走近来,劈头盖脸就来句"给我办张移动卡,好吧?"然后我那朋友头也不抬的就来句﹕"师傅,有人来砸场子[/color]
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