[color=Orange]1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫…
3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路．
5.谁说我白、瘦、漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股；现在，拔开屁股看内裤??
7."什么叫乐观派的人？""这个??就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨！"
8.避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?
9.白天停水，晚上停电，发不出工资，买不起面，打开邓选找到答案，原来是社会主义初级阶段，翻到最后，我靠，一百年不变。
10.我一朋友在联通实习,一天,一老头走近来,劈头盖脸就来句"给我办张移动卡,好吧?"然后我那朋友头也不抬的就来句﹕"师傅,有人来砸场子[/color]
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