半夜拉开了丈夫的内裤……

　　一对夫妻已经结婚多年了。他们结婚之后仅有的矛盾，就是丈夫有个坏习惯，每天早晨醒来就要放屁，而且发出巨大的声音。
　　
　　放屁的噪声把妻子吵醒了，臭味使得她直流眼泪，而且引起气喘。
　　
　　每天早晨她都要恳求他，不要放屁，因为这会使她生病。他告诉妻子，必须放屁，放屁是自然的。她让丈夫去看医生，不然的话，总有一天会把内脏吹出来的。
　　
　　几年过去了，丈夫还是大声地放屁!感恩节到了，早晨妻子正在收拾一只火鸡，准备晚餐，丈夫在楼上睡觉，鼾声如雷，妻子看着碗，里面放着火鸡的内脏，脖子，胃，肝和所有的鸡下水，突然想到了一个恶毒的诡计。
　　
　　她拿起那只碗，上楼，她的丈夫依然呼呼大睡，她轻轻的拉开被子，拉开了丈夫的内裤，将碗里的火鸡内脏全都倒进了他的内裤里。
　　
　　过了一会儿，她听到丈夫睡醒了，带着放屁的声音，然后听到尖叫声和急促的脚步声，他跑进了卫生间。妻子几乎控制不住自己，笑得她滚到了地板上。
　　
　　受了几年的折磨，她终于实实在在的报复了他。过了20多分钟，丈夫来到楼下。他说，“宝贝，你是对的。”“这些年以来，你总是警告我，我就是不听你的。”
　　
　　“什么事情？”妻子问。

　　“奥，你总是告诉我，总有一天我会因为吹出来内脏而停止放屁，今天终于发生了。不过，还是要感谢上帝，我用了一些凡士林，用两个手指，我想我把大部分的内脏都塞回去了。…

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明明是早上拉开丈夫的内裤么。。。用标题来吸引读者，恶毒的手段。
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