无聊，阴阴地呆在家里，翻看人家QZone。
一个个链接，连出去。
那些认识的、不认识的，朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友。。。
走到哪里文风似乎都差不多，幸福的描述，悲伤的哀怨。
看到不知道是谁的朋友的朋友的朋友上一篇笑话稿，看了居然放肆地大笑，笑得没心没肺的。
转过来，共享！
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妈妈叫皮皮起床："快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！"
皮皮说："公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！"
2
爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事，听完后，女儿两眼含泪，十分同情地问：
"哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？"
3
童童问妈妈："为什么称蒋先生为‘先人'？"
妈妈说："因为‘先人'是对死去的人的称呼。"
童童说："那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫‘鲜奶'？"
4
妈妈经常叮嘱小美："穿裙子时不可以荡秋千，不然，会被小男孩看到里面的小内裤哦！"
有一天，小美高兴地对妈妈说："妈妈，今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！"
妈妈生气地说："不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！"
小美骄傲地说："可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！"
5
女儿对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸，爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说，婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，后来就成了肚脐。
女儿说：那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？
6
小明去参加奶奶的寿宴，到了吃寿包的时候，小明问："我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？"
众人听了脸色大变。
接着小明掰开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说："奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！"众人昏的昏，吐的吐。
7
父亲：皮埃尔，今天不要上学了，昨晚你妈妈给你生了两个小弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。
皮埃尔：爸爸，我只说生了一个，另一个，我想留着下星期不想上学时再说。
8
巴克老爹坐在公园的长椅上休息，有个小孩站在他旁边很久，一直不走，巴克很
奇怪，就问："小天使，你为什么老站在这里？"
小孩说："这长椅刚刷过油漆，我想看看你站起来以后是什么样子。"
9
有个小男孩，有天放学后，问他的妈妈："妈妈，我到底是从哪里来的？"
妈妈觉得这个问题不好回答，但应该趁此机会教育小孩，就一本正经地以猫狗为例，支吾地谈及生殖的过程。
儿子听完后，一头雾水地说："怎么会这样？我的同桌说他是从山西来的！"
10
有个同学上厕所时总是拿别人的手纸用，自己从来不买。有一次，他拿纸时被人看到，人家气愤地说："怎么老用别人的手纸？自己不会买吗？"
他说："这么小气干吗？不就是一点手纸吗？我用完还你就是了！"
11
妈妈：皮埃尔，你想吃一块甜饼吗？
皮埃尔没反应，妈妈又问：皮埃尔，你想吃一块甜饼吗？
皮埃尔说：想吃，妈妈。
妈妈说：为什么非要我问你两遍呢？
皮埃尔：因为我想吃两块。
12
毕业那年，出去游玩，到目的地前，让当地的同学帮忙订旅馆。到了之后，我们打电话问他是哪家旅馆，他说：白下宾馆。
我们又问：哪个BAI啊？
他说：就是赤橙黄绿青蓝紫的白。
13
小毛上幼儿园了，有一天，老师问：谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊？
小毛说：我知道！
老师说：那你说说都有哪些国家。
小毛说：有两个国家，就是中国和外国！
14
小童在姑姑家吃饭，姑姑做了鱼给他吃。
小童边吃边说：这鱼真好吃，要是不放刺就更好了！
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