无聊,阴阴地呆在家里,翻看人家QZone。
一个个链接,连出去。
那些认识的、不认识的,朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友。。。
走到哪里文风似乎都差不多,幸福的描述,悲伤的哀怨。
看到不知道是谁的朋友的朋友的朋友上一篇笑话稿,看了居然放肆地大笑,笑得没心没肺的。
转过来,共享!
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妈妈叫皮皮起床:"快点起来!公鸡都叫好几遍了!"
皮皮说:"公鸡叫和我有什么关系?我又不是母鸡!"
2
爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事,听完后,女儿两眼含泪,十分同情地问:
"哦,爸爸,你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗?"
3
童童问妈妈:"为什么称蒋先生为‘先人'?"
妈妈说:"因为‘先人'是对死去的人的称呼。"
童童说:"那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫‘鲜奶'?"
4
妈妈经常叮嘱小美:"穿裙子时不可以荡秋千,不然,会被小男孩看到里面的小内裤哦!"
有一天,小美高兴地对妈妈说:"妈妈,今天我和小明比赛荡秋千,我赢了!"
妈妈生气地说:"不是告诉过你吗?穿裙子时不要荡秋千!"
小美骄傲地说:"可是我好聪明哦!我把里面的小内裤脱掉了,这样他就看不到我的小内裤了!"
5
女儿对肚脐很好奇,就问爸爸,爸爸把脐带连着胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下,说,婴儿离开母体之后,医生把脐带减断,并打了一个结,后来就成了肚脐。
女儿说:那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结?
6
小明去参加奶奶的寿宴,到了吃寿包的时候,小明问:"我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包?"
众人听了脸色大变。
接着小明掰开寿包,看看里面的豆沙,说:"奶奶,快看!里面还有大便!"众人昏的昏,吐的吐。
7
父亲:皮埃尔,今天不要上学了,昨晚你妈妈给你生了两个小弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。
皮埃尔:爸爸,我只说生了一个,另一个,我想留着下星期不想上学时再说。
8
巴克老爹坐在公园的长椅上休息,有个小孩站在他旁边很久,一直不走,巴克很
奇怪,就问:"小天使,你为什么老站在这里?"
小孩说:"这长椅刚刷过油漆,我想看看你站起来以后是什么样子。"
9
有个小男孩,有天放学后,问他的妈妈:"妈妈,我到底是从哪里来的?"
妈妈觉得这个问题不好回答,但应该趁此机会教育小孩,就一本正经地以猫狗为例,支吾地谈及生殖的过程。
儿子听完后,一头雾水地说:"怎么会这样?我的同桌说他是从山西来的!"
10
有个同学上厕所时总是拿别人的手纸用,自己从来不买。有一次,他拿纸时被人看到,人家气愤地说:"怎么老用别人的手纸?自己不会买吗?"
他说:"这么小气干吗?不就是一点手纸吗?我用完还你就是了!"
11
妈妈:皮埃尔,你想吃一块甜饼吗?
皮埃尔没反应,妈妈又问:皮埃尔,你想吃一块甜饼吗?
皮埃尔说:想吃,妈妈。
妈妈说:为什么非要我问你两遍呢?
皮埃尔:因为我想吃两块。
12
毕业那年,出去游玩,到目的地前,让当地的同学帮忙订旅馆。到了之后,我们打电话问他是哪家旅馆,他说:白下宾馆。
我们又问:哪个BAI啊?
他说:就是赤橙黄绿青蓝紫的白。
13
小毛上幼儿园了,有一天,老师问:谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊?
小毛说:我知道!
老师说:那你说说都有哪些国家。
小毛说:有两个国家,就是中国和外国!
14
小童在姑姑家吃饭,姑姑做了鱼给他吃。
小童边吃边说:这鱼真好吃,要是不放刺就更好了!
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